BARACK Obama will not bring peace to the Middle East. He will not end the Israeli-Palestinian dispute.
Tough times call for a pragmatic leader to implement modest, incremental change.
Sure, the new U.S. president has a full plate already...But Barack Obama also wants to recast the image of that most maligned creature: the mother-in-law.
Five days into the new presidency, it is already clear that things are changing.
But if Barack Obama is leading a revival of centre-left liberalism, what will its main themes be?
And then there's the hysterical plastic turkey conspiracy...