Trump’s Feast

There was something surreal about a recent appearance by The Joker, seated at a tiny child’s wooden table.

Was his hair a different shade? Maybe had a new stylist or Melania made sure he applied a subtle shade of “Baby Blonde No. 10,” something only her hairdresser knows for sure. She should have helped Rudolph Giuliani, who seems unaware that hair dye can run, especially “Italian Gino No. 4” which does a good job of covering up the gray.

The Joker finally admitted that he would leave the White House, and the international press is making a big deal out of it.

Trump will leave and it’s going to be all right. What’s clear is that we are just at the beginning of the rainbow.

Pardon 1 Turkey, Devour Another

The king went off on a long tirade of half truths, accusations, conspiracies and paranoid delusions.

“This election is rigged, I am the winner 100%. Biden did not get 80 million votes. I did better than Reagan.”*

The key word here? Fraud!

Racism on the Menu

He went after Democrat Stacey Abrams from Georgia. He went after the state of Michigan, Detroit in particular, whose population is predominantly African American. He even admitted to wanting to overturn the results of the election before the Electoral College certification! He openly insulted the journalist who dared to ask him if he would concede.

Meanwhile, it’s business as usual. He continues to play golf at one of the several country clubs he owns. The 287 days he has spent playing golf as president have cost taxpayers $150 million.

Dessert

He spent more than $3 million for a recount in a county in Wisconsin, which ended up giving Biden 132 more votes.

Did someone say Black Friday?

*Editor’s note: Although accurately translated, the exact quoted remarks could not be independently verified.