There Is No Free Seat for Gabriel at the US Table
Sigmar Gabriel urged for more transparency during negotiations with the U.S. over the free trade agreement. The federal minister for economic affairs has lost all sense of perspective since he is not invited to the negotiations anymore. Supposedly, there is either no free seat or the walls of the negotiations room are too weak.
Nobody knows what is being decided during these secret negotiations, as they would otherwise not be secret. Will Sigmar Gabriel finally receive the long awaited chlorine-washed chicken, or will the Americans prefer to keep it to themselves? Chlorine-washed chicken is the United States’ most exported product; one does not hear of anything else.
As is generally known, Americans shoot chickens and then bathe them in chlorine. Chlorine makes the meat very white. One could use these chickens to disinfect open-air swimming pools here.
Many citizens worryingly wonder whether a person running amok from the U.S. will have an effect in Europe. Once the free trade agreement is ratified, overweight, genetically manipulated politicians will be in charge, and we will be using chlorine as opposed to milk to bleach our coffee.
Nobody knows what is being decided during these secret negotiations, as they would otherwise not be secret. Will Sigmar Gabriel finally receive the long awaited chlorine-washed chicken, or will the Americans prefer to keep it to themselves? Chlorine-washed chicken is the United States’ most exported product; one does not hear of anything else.
As is generally known, Americans shoot chickens and then bathe them in chlorine. Chlorine makes the meat very white. One could use these chickens to disinfect open-air swimming pools here.
Many citizens worryingly wonder whether a person running amok from the U.S. will have an effect in Europe. Once the free trade agreement is ratified, overweight, genetically manipulated politicians will be in charge, and we will be using chlorine as opposed to milk to bleach our coffee.