America: Our Number One Enemy!

The Duma deputies who visited the American ambassador are facing demands for explanations, and if those explanations do not satisfy the Duma specialists on ethics, those deputies will have to stand in the corner and do without candy and cartoons. Just one thing that I don’t understand: Well, some deputies went to see U.S. Ambassador McFaul — so what?

Explain to me what crime is committed by going to the American Embassy? What ethical norms could be, in principle, violated by this? If the deputies had gone to see the ambassador drunk or naked, or better yet, drunk and naked, then everything would be understood. If, upon arriving at the U.S. Embassy, they swiftly burned the Russian flag, I myself would have demanded that they lose their mandates. But these people simply went to a meeting with the U.S. ambassador and talked with him. What was so bad about that conversation? By the way, I have known the answer to that question since first grade. Then, my first teacher at one of my first lessons wrote on the blackboard and said aloud: “Kids, remember, our number one enemy is America.” I remember those words even after 33 years.

This is the only reason why the deputies will have to give explanations, and the ethics committee will very seriously occupy itself with this lunacy — because the government of our country thinks the same way my first teacher did 33 years ago. All of these people have all four paws stuck in the deep Soviet past. But since they are already stuck in it, I have a few clarifying questions. If a visit to the U.S. Embassy is impermissible and even immoral, then why hasn’t the U.S. Embassy been closed already? Are we in a state of war with America, or not? We must know this! It’s very important! Besides that, we — and the deputies, naturally — must know what other countries’ embassies to avoid visiting.

Publish the entire list, please. And answer another question: If the deputies have no right to go to the U.S. Embassy, then what right has our president to meet with the president of the United States? And our president didn’t simply meet with him, he ate hamburgers with him! What strange friendship is this? Lavrov met with Hillary Clinton; let him write an explanation. Our hockey players played with Americans; ethical or not? On all the channels, they are telling the story of Whitney Houston’s death; isn’t she an American, after all? How to understand that? And can a person who has dared to visit the United States be called decent? Answer these questions.