The Mind of Trump

– Life in America is a circus! Seems like everything on TV is invented, the movies and shows have nothing to do with reality. It’s all coming from the heads of Hollywood and the H2O gang, and as it goes back in …

– HBO.

– Haven’t you been following the adventures of Mr. Canary Head? I’m laughing out loud.

– Mister-what-head?!

– Haha, the guy with orange hair who wants to be president of the United States.

– Trump?

– You have to laugh. Did you hear what’s been happening? Total hilarity. We Portuguese are running out to buy a phone so we can hear about greedy old fogies who only concern themselves with suitcases full of laundered money! Meanwhile for Americans it’s pretty much a forró.*

– Forró is in Brazil.

– The Brazilians are crazy too, but this is way better. There’s no comparison.

– Listen, if I were the father of that married woman he tried to grope, I’d slap him upside the head. That pig thinks that if you’re rich and famous you can do anything.

– It goes both ways, she’s no saint.

– Why?

– Because it’s one thing when you’re offered a pair of shoes (or a lobster dinner), and entirely different when you get something like a wardrobe (or a mind) for free. Every woman knows it’s coming too easy! Even in America.

*Editor’s note: Forró is a genre of Brazilian music that encompasses various dance styles.