During his first campaign rally on Saturday in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Donald Trump claimed he was in good shape. He immediately showed it by coming up with a truly astonishing discovery, when he called screening for COVID-19 “a two-edged sword” because the more it is done, the more cases it finds. Dang, but it’s true! Trump therefore drew the conclusion that he should order health authorities to slow their rate of testing since it reveals more cases. It must be added that immediately prior to the rally, six members of his campaign team tested positive and were placed in quarantine. Had they not been tested, no one would have known!
The same goes for the U.S. population, so Trump has come up with the ultimate weapon to knock out COVID-19: no new testing, no new cases, no more pandemic. How impeccably irrefutable! Trump is so pleased with his realization that he uses it on his favorite playground: defending his own interests. On the very day of the rally, he dismissed a federal prosecutor who had the bad taste to investigate his close associates. No more prosecutor, no more inquiry, no more risk of being compromised! I suppose Trump can use this method to eradicate racism, violence, unemployment, poverty, etc.; all he needs to do is not discuss them. So easy!
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