Keep an Eye on the “Booby Bonus”

Published in der Tagesspiegel
(Germany) on 23 May 2012
by Karin Christmann (link to originallink to original)
Translated from by Ron Argentati. Edited by Gillian Palmer.
Gerwald Claus-Brunner, a Pirate Party representative in the German parliament, called quotas for women in the workplace a “booby bonus.” Karin Christmann welcomes his gender-political initiative, but has a few questions she wants clarified. She also makes the case for more protection of the chromosomally disadvantaged.

Saying certain things on the political stage is sure to attract people's undivided attention. Now the curtain has gone up for Gerwald Claus-Brunner, the Pirate Party representative. He recently sent a tweet saying that women who favor such a quota are just looking for a “booby bonus.” The ensuing shit-storm, a label as richly deserved as it was expected, has since passed. Still, the representative has failed to answer a few questions concerning his gender-specific policy:

Should the booby bonus be proportional to cup size? Does Claus-Brunner have a variety of women to grope ranging from Bonus Class B (Better than Nothing) to Bonus Class M (Monster Boobies)? And finally, should men who may be pigeon-breasted and/or potbellied be compensated accordingly — a sort of “booby bonus” for those with Y-chromosomes?

The Pirate Party representative owes us all an answer instead of lamenting his fate as a member of parliament. He has said he makes a notch for each day of his life he wastes there. Perhaps one of these days he'll get some help from the voters in escaping his predicament. And that includes women who not only have boobs but brains as well.


Was beim "Tittenbonus" zu beachten ist
von Karin Christmann
23.05.2012 von Karin Christmann

Gerwald Claus-Brunner, Pirat im Abgeordnetenhaus, nennt die Frauenquote einen "Tittenbonus". Karin Christmann begrüßt diese genderpolitische Initiative, hat aber noch einige Fragen - und plädiert außerdem für den Schutz chromosomal Benachteiligter.


Wer manche Wörter auf der politischen Bühne nutzt, dem ist ungeteilte Aufmerksamkeit sicher. Vorhang also auf für Gerwald Claus-Brunner, Pirat im Abgeordnetenhaus. Wer als Frau für die Quote sei, wolle nur einen „Tittenbonus“, twitterte er. Der Shitstorm, so verdient wie erwartbar, ist schon vorübergezogen – und noch immer hat der Pirat entscheidende Fragen zu seiner genderpolitischen Initiative nicht beantwortet.

Soll der Tittenbonus proportional zur Körbchengröße steigen? Steht Claus-Brunner als Befummler zur Einteilung der Mädels in die Bonusklassen B („besser als nichts“) bis M („Monstertitten“) zur Verfügung? Und schließlich: Welche Belohnung erwartet Männer, die sich neben dem Hängebauch auch Hühnerbrüste angefuttert haben: Tittenbonus auch für Y-chromosomal-Benachteiligte? Der Pirat bleibt Antworten schuldig.

Stattdessen lamentiert er über sein Dasein als Abgeordneter: „Ich mach hier ’ne Kerbe für jeden Tag, der vergeht.“ Vielleicht helfen ihm eines Tages (neben den Wählern) auch die Wählerinnen aus seiner misslichen Lage. Die haben nämlich nicht nur Titten. Sondern auch Hirn.
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