Those American Presidents…

Published in Lianhe Zaobao
(Singapore) on 2 January 2009
by Zhong Zai, Yao (link to originallink to original)
Translated from by Mona Lim. Edited by Christie Chu.
The infamous Watergate scandal shocked the world and the American political scene off their chairs in the 1970s. The scandal led to the early resignation of Richard Nixon, the Republican president then in his second term, under the threat of impeachment.

In fact, Nixon had never been popular among Americans. It was largely due to Henry Kissinger that Americans elected him to a second term.

Kissinger, undoubtedly Nixon’s most outstanding aide, drew up the blueprint for normalizing relations with China. Under the greatest secrecy, Kissinger flew to China to meet with the Chinese Prime Minister at the time, Zhou Enlai, to convey the U.S.’s intention to improve its ties with China. Both countries began to collaborate and enacted the famous scene of “Ping Pong Diplomacy” in which the American team was sent to China to have a friendly game with the Chinese team. This marked the preamble to the re-establishment of diplomatic ties between the two giants.

Because of these actions, the sly Nixon was portrayed as the most outstanding American president. He flew to Beijing to shake hands with Chairman Mao while his wife hugged Mrs. Mao, Jiang Qing, and applauded aloud while watching the artistic drama her new friend had created.

All would have gone well had Nixon not dug his own grave by ordering his aides to spy on his contender in the presidential election for his next term. These rogues, in turn, hired five men to break into the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate office to wiretap and take photos. The policemen nabbed all five of these “James Bonds" red-handed and sent Nixon’s reputation into a free fall.

To make matters worse, Nixon caught himself on tape. He had a penchant of surreptitiously recording conversations with his aides. These tapes, reluctantly surrendered, were full of vulgarity and revelatory details that gave the real inside story of the scandal.

I was in the U.S. when the scandal was uncovered. There was seemingly endless T.V. broadcasts discussing the possibility of impeaching Nixon. Two reporters from the Washington Post managed to dig up the darkest secrets of the scandals through an anonymous source, codenamed “Deep Throat” and had the story published. This “information exploration” was later made into a movie. In that movie, “Deep Throat” was portrayed as a dark shadow. Who was he, exactly?

It was only in 2005 that his identity was unveiled. The world got to know “Deep Throat” as Mr. W. Mark Felt who was serving as the number two man in the FBI during the Watergate scandal. He passed away of congestive heart failure recently, at the ripe old age of 95.

After Nixon, several presidents took the stage. Among them, Ronald Reagan got the best reputation even though Bill Clinton was the most capable, but his term was regretfully soiled by his extra-marital relationship with an intern, which nearly got him ousted from the White House prematurely. President George W. Bush, the idiot, will get out of the way in three weeks’ time to usher in a new age as the first black American president, Barack Obama, takes office.

The world knows Obama, through T.V. broadcasts of the U.S. presidential election, as a clear-minded, eloquent and earnest man. Everyone is counting down to Obama’s inauguration. Hopes are high that he will clear up the messes created by idiotic Bush and put the brakes on the declining economy.

The new year breeds new hopes. Everyone hopes Obama will lead the world out of the current situation where so many people get booted out of their jobs and into bankruptcy. Here's to you, Obama!


  著名的“水闸门”政治事件,在七十年代轰动全球,美国朝野震惊非常,共和党连任总统尼克松,在弹劾的压力下,被轰出白宫。

  其实,美国人相当讨厌尼克松,那为什么他竞选连任时,又再让他多当四年总统呢?造就他连任的是基辛格。

  这位他身边最出色的助手,为他策划了跟中国建交的伟大事业,先在极度保密的状态下,飞到中国拜会周恩来总理,表明美国有意跟中国建交,两人再秘密联手,策划一场“乒乓外交”,把美国乒乓球队送到中国,跟中国乒乓球队比赛,铺下建交的前奏曲。

  老奸巨滑的尼克松,摇身一变,成为美国最“出色”的总统,到北京跟毛主席握手亲热,他的夫人跟毛夫人抱来抱去,观赏江青女士创作的样板戏,为“白毛女”大力鼓掌。

  尼克松衰在寻求连任之时,指示他身边一群下流的亲信,雇用五个会飞檐走壁的“侠客”,“飞”入民主党水门大厦的总部,偷拍对手的文件,还安装窃听器,被警察逮个正着,声名扫地。

  更衰的是尼克松本人喜欢录音,偷偷录下他跟手下的对话,结果被逼交出来,粗口连篇,爆尽“水闸门”的秘密内幕。

  那时我在美国,电视上不断播出弹劾尼克松的可能性,《华盛顿邮报》的两位记者,暗中联络外号“深喉”的美国官员,得知许多秘密,在报上大爆内幕,整个过程更拍为电影,戏里的“深喉”是个黑影,他到底是谁呢?

  在2005年,“深喉”先生终于现身,向全球揭露他名叫W Mark Felt,在“深喉”时期,是联邦调查局副局长,他日前因心脏病而去世,95岁咯!

  尼克松之后,美国人经历了数位总统,声誉最好的是里根总统,最能干的是克林顿总统,遗憾的是他跟助手有段婚外情,差点被轰出白宫,现任的笨蛋总统布什,三周后就得滚下台;美国首位黑人总统奥巴马,将开展一个新时代!
全球通过电视,看到奥巴马在竞选期间,思路清晰,口才流利,态度诚恳,大家都期待他早日执政,收拾笨蛋布什留下的烂摊子,改善日益下滑的经济,让全球有好日子过。

  新的一年,新的气象,大家希望奥巴马为全球解困,失业和破产的人太多了,就看他的功夫了!

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